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Queenly Phantom Revolution!
And Going Away Means Forgetting
Rated: 17+
WC: 9715/???
RI WWYFF
You're going on eighteen and have never had an adventure; he's forever seventeen and whether you like it or not, adventure follows him like his own shadow. And maybe this involves some runaways with magic powers and dark histories of their own, and maybe on their trail are pirates and thieves and a shadowy organization with more than a meager sum of magic in their blood.
He Was Such A Sweet Boy
Rated: 17+
WC: 3221
OC x Reader x OC
He was destined to to terrible things, but he was also your childhood friend. And you'd always been told to stand by your friends.
Candy Cane Flaws
Rated: 17+
WC: 13230
RI CYOA
You didn't mean to kill her. But what would you do to make sure other people didn't find out you did?
This Too Shall Pass
Rated: 13+
WC: 5425
Reader x Jiyeon
Your parents had set you up with a nice house, and a reasonable allowance, to say the least. But if they thought they could buy back your love after everything that's happened, they were wrong. Money wasn't going to save you. You didn't know what was. But you kind of hoped that inviting two strange men in need of a home to live with you was more of a "save you" ending than a "kill you" one.

harrenholler:

"There’s this issue you’re not allowed to discuss: that women are needy. Men can go for longer, more happily, without women. That’s the truth. We don’t, as little boys, play at being married - we try to avoid it for as long as possible. Meanwhile women are out there hunting for husbands."

                                                                              -Steven Moffat [x]

I just want to frame that and hang it on the wall of every Moffat apologist, so they can wake up and look at that every morning. 

(via appleberryfunn)

free!boy’s autorgaphs

(Source: azumaneh, via melodychanges)

boesed:

laughinghieroglyphic:

Whoa. The MLA has officially devised a standard format to cite tweets in an academic paper. Sign of the times.

ebooks, Horse. (horse_ebooks). “Leg Butt” 18 Nov 2011, 12:38 PM. Tweet.

(Source: warbyparker, via appleberryfunn)

809:

why is this so hard for people to understand

(via appleberryfunn)

Friendly reminder that anyone born between 1985-1998 didn’t get their hogwarts letter because Voldemort’s ministry wiped out the record of muggleborns

queenofchalices:

FUCK!
Damnit, I KNEW there was a mistake

(Source: tracey-hummel, via hobbitburlesque)

strongblackbrotha:

Yes I did reblog this 6 times. Your lucky if this isn’t on your dash everyday.

(Source: owning-my-truth, via hobbitburlesque)

gothiccharmschool:

voxamberlynn:

lexbots:

the pumpkin king / sally

Okay, but holy shit, THIS IS UNREAL.

This is amazing, and that Pumpkin King makeup is a thing of unsettling beauty.

(via devilonthehighway)

silent-omen:

mysteriouskyu:

A movie about a bunch of cute lolitas running a huge drug cartel in order to afford their clothes

Breaking Brand

(via frillyknight)

Good wifi on the Hogwarts Express this year

neverknowinglybeserious:

a-hobbit-john:

hiiddles:

wife-of-loki:

MINE IS CRAPPY
WHAT CARRIAGE ARE YOU IN!??!?!

COME TO THE BACK 

THE SLYTHERINS HAVE HACKED DUMBLEDORE’S WIFI

1GB BITCHES

Thanks to the Ravenclaws, guys.

The password’s “AL0H4M0R4”
Pass it on. 

(Source: accioheadcanons, via cracksbackangrily)

Helpful evil

evilsupplyco:

If you are an artist, when you get stuck, draw bigger and on tracing paper when you are stuck. Consider this manual photoshop. Use scissors, trace, refine.

If you are a writer, when you get stuck, get a pad of paper and at least two colors of pen that contrast. When you get stuck, use your “replace this with actual language later” color. Just write what you want to say. “Make angry hero cry as villain drinks amazing latte. Figure out words later.”

If you get stuck in life, clean up your area and think about how big, and how small, the universe is. Either direction is practically infinite, suspending you in the middle.

If you are fey, remember when you weren’t. It will build compassion when you deal with mortals.

If you are a potato, please advise us how you use the Internet. We have so many questions, sentient spud bud.

(via queerheretic)